So, we're putting the kids to bed the other night, and I look in Caleb's room and see that he has a scissors in his bed. Jason goes in to confiscate the scissors, because that is not allowed except at the table with supervision. He asked Caleb "so what other contraband have you got in here?" "what's that mean?" "You know, guns, knives, more scissors, explosives, that sort of thing." At which point Caleb jumps up and says "Oh! I have this!" And pulls from his nightstand....a homemade firework bomb. Complete with unlit fuse. He's been stashing unused Black Cats from 4th of July and New Year's until he had enough, and stuffed them in a big fishing bobber with the fuse out the top.
This, my friends, is why Captain Morgan makes rum.
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