The Great White North

Zach and Justin, pondering the whereabouts of Alaska-stationed brother Joe:

Zach: (looking at a map) so where's Joe at?
Justin: up there, in Alaska. In the middle of it.
Zach: the middle...here?
Justin: no doofus, that's the United States. He's in the US, just in Alaska. Here. (points)
Zach: oh...well what's this big space in the middle?
Justin: it's Canada, you dope.


So proud. So. Proud.