Hi Karate

I snagged my pinky on Justin's tshirt sleeve the other day, and it really hurt! Justin looked at me and said "good thing this isn't my Bruce Lee shirt....it probably would have ripped your whole arm off".

Identity Crisis

Josh: mom, where are my financial records?
Me; you're 10, you don't have any financial records.
Josh: well....what are financial records?
Me: (explained what that is) why do you want to know that?
Josh: because the guy on tv said I should guard my financial records so nobody steals my identity!
Me: Josh....nobody is going to steal your identity.
Josh: Good- because that's creepy!